I Speak Fluent Sarcastic T-Shirt

“I Speak Fluent Sarcastic” Tee – Glitter Bomb Realness Edition

Subtle? Never heard of her. This tee is your daily declaration that wit, snark, and sparkle are your native tongues. Featuring multicolor text dipped in glossy attitude and sprinkled with doodle joy—it’s loud, proud, and linguistically unbothered.

•  Design Highlights

  ⁠◦  Bold rainbow-gradient lettering with cheeky shine and mini doodles that wink at your vibe

  ⁠◦  Smiley faces and sparkles float around the quote like happy little lies you tell at brunch

  ⁠◦  Stands out against black, white, or pastel bases—make it pop your way

•  Wearability Wins

  ⁠◦  Lightweight cotton blend that feels like a warm hug from your sassiest friend

  ⁠◦  Unisex sizing and pre-shrunk fabric for wearability without the drama

  ⁠◦  Sizes S–XXL—because fluent sarcasm knows no bounds

Perfect for your “Talk Spicy to Me” capsule or a social post that reads, “My love language is passive-aggressive compliments.” This tee doesn’t just speak—it roasts, sparkles, and slays.