Lashes Longer Than My Patience T-Shirt

“Lashes Longer Than My Patience” Tee – Beauty & Brutal Honesty Edition

When your mascara game’s fierce but your patience is non-existent, this shirt speaks fluent glam-glare. With bold fonts in jet black and punchy pink, swoopy stars, and illustrated lashes fluttering with sass, it’s a wardrobe mic-drop.

•  Design Details

  ⁠◦  Statement phrase layered with playful font combos that scream main character energy

  ⁠◦  Star accents and lash doodles bring that beauty-bar sparkle

  ⁠◦  Black & pink palette = unapologetic confidence

•  Fit & Feel

  ⁠◦  Soft cotton blend that moves with you—whether you’re stomping through the salon or kicking back with your crew

  ⁠◦  Unisex sizing from S–XXL, perfect for stylists, makeup lovers, and drama queens alike

  ⁠◦  Ready to be bundled with your most glam tumblers or paired with a fierce hair day

This tee works beautifully as part of a “Beauty Mood Swing” drop, or a giveaway theme like “Tag someone whose lash game is stronger than their patience”. It’s snarky, sparkly, and completely you.