Excessive Adulthood T-Shirt

“Excessive Adulthood” Tee – Functioning with Flair

Tired of pretending you’ve got it all together? The “Excessive Adulthood” tee gets it. Featuring the snarky truth—“Being a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive”—this shirt is made for those who juggle chaos with caffeine and sarcasm.

•  Design Highlights

  ⁠◦  Playful typography with dramatic flair, including a script-style “Adult” accented by whimsical leaf details

  ⁠◦  Crisp black lettering on a soft neutral backdrop for versatile styling and max visibility

  ⁠◦  Center-aligned quote that delivers humor without saying a word

•  Fit & Feel

  ⁠◦  Made from breathable, soft-touch cotton for comfy wear from weekday meltdowns to weekend naps

  ⁠◦  Unisex fit in sizes S–XXL with a flattering crew neck and relaxed silhouette

  ⁠◦  Pre-shrunk for zero fuss, just vibes

This shirt’s not just wearable—it’s cathartic. Perfect for gift drops, mental health awareness campaigns, or pairing with your sassiest tumbler. Because sometimes, survival is the aesthetic.