I Am Not Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk T-Shirt

 “I Am Not Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk” Tee – Eyebrow Raise Edition

For the folks whose expressions say everything before their mouths even open, this tee is the official spokesperson for side-eyes, internal screams, and passive-aggressive nods. Bright text with emoji chaos makes it clear: you’re not ignoring the nonsense—you’re just not liable.

•  Design Drama

  ⁠◦  Multicolor quote with red-and-yellow emphasis on “responsible,” “my face,” and “you talk”—because those are the pain points

  ⁠◦  Scattered emojis (laughing, grimacing, rolling eyes) capture the exact emotions your face flashes during meetings, brunch, or unsolicited advice

  ⁠◦  Looks extra punchy on black or white tees, but cheeky enough to stand out on pastels too

•  Comfy & Judgy

  ⁠◦  Cotton blend soft enough to wear while making expressive faces in comfort

  ⁠◦  Sizes S–XXL so nobody has to hide their emoji-core truth

Perfect for an “Emotionally Exhausted” drop or a social post that says “My resting face is basically a Yelp review.” Bonus points if you tease it with a live poll like “Which emoji are you in public vs. in private?”